Stories tagged: norman chad
UPDATED: Mon., Feb. 17, 2020
Couch Slouch: As is our annual tradition at the NBA all-star break, Couch Slouch looks ahead to the remainder of the season – laced with remarkable perspicacity* – at no …
Mon., Feb. 10, 2020
The reboot of the XFL just debuted –
UPDATED: Sun., Feb. 2, 2020
Super Bowl 54, in contrast to the Senate impeachment inquiry, felt like a fair trial: unmistakable video evidence, plenty of witnesses, a definitive and satisfying conclusion.
Mon., Jan. 27, 2020
History repeats itself, unless it doesn’t. (And they say a University of Maryland education is worthless.) So here’s some history worth repeating:
Mon., Jan. 20, 2020
Couch Slouch: So the Houston Astros, using cameras and video monitors and a labyrinthine baseball-bat-and-trash-can notification system, were stealing signs from opposing teams. From all indications, this is cheating and …
UPDATED: Tue., Jan. 14, 2020
Couch Slouch: To be fair, replay as an officiating tool remains only the fifth-worst global problem, behind climate change, world hunger, the decline of American exceptionalism and the inability to …
Mon., Jan. 6, 2020
I have a friend – let’s call him “Wes,” because his real name is Scott but he does not want me mentioning him – who, every time I ask, “How …
UPDATED: Tue., Dec. 31, 2019
Let’s take a closer look at the bugaboos and blemishes infesting our nascent millennium.
UPDATED: Mon., Dec. 23, 2019
A popular sentiment these days – and one that most of Sports Nation wants to embrace – is that the New England Patriots finally will be kaput in the postseason …
UPDATED: Mon., Dec. 16, 2019
Couch Slouch: Just before the turn of the century, two monsters of a new millennium were unleashed on the unsuspecting sporting communities of New York and Washington. Twenty years later, …
Mon., Dec. 9, 2019
Before going any further, let’s briefly summarize
Mon., Dec. 2, 2019
Couch Slouch: In a clandestine meeting at a Doubletree by Hilton conference room in Grand Rapids, Michigan, in late March 1987, Pete Rozelle, Paul Tagliabue and Roger Goodell secretly hatched …
UPDATED: Mon., Nov. 18, 2019
Couch Slouch: Let’s talk load management!
UPDATED: Mon., Nov. 11, 2019
In November 2022 – just a scant three years from now – comes the next World Cup, in Qatar. This will set up one of the extraordinary, epic collisions in …
Mon., Nov. 4, 2019
Couch Slouch: In the hypercompetitive world of NFL inside information, the big boys – ESPN’s Adam Schefter and Chris Mortensen, NBC’s Peter King and Mike Florio, Fox’s Jay Glazer – …
UPDATED: Mon., Oct. 28, 2019
UPDATED: Mon., Oct. 21, 2019
As gambling seeds are increasingly planted across this foundering nation of opportunists, hustlers, grifters and, yes, gamblers, it is rather appropriate that this is the 100th anniversary of the 1919 …
UPDATED: Mon., Oct. 14, 2019
The NCAA, naturally, strongly opposed this new law; it was also opposed to indoor plumbing and freeway exits.
Mon., Oct. 7, 2019
UPDATED: Mon., Sept. 23, 2019
Couch Slouch has obtained an open letter sent to all 32 NFL franchises recently by one of the league’s former employees – social injustice, self-empowerment and shoe spokesperson Colin Kaepernick. …
UPDATED: Mon., Sept. 16, 2019
Couch Slouch: These are 23 (more) facts, tried and true, about the widening world of sports television:
UPDATED: Mon., Sept. 9, 2019
Couch Slouch: It is the golden age of golden oldies among NFL quarterbacks. Week 1 saw seven starting quarterbacks aged 35 or older.
Mon., Sept. 2, 2019
UPDATED: Mon., Aug. 26, 2019
Couch Slouch: In case you are wondering how long it’s been since you watched a men’s tennis match on TV, it’s because it’s been a long time. And why haven’t …
Mon., Aug. 19, 2019
College football is a thoroughly corrupt, shameful, depraved, ignoble, wicked, appalling, inexcusable, indefensible, unjust, unscrupulous, unprincipled, amoral, loathsome, hypocritical, warped, egregious, appalling, reprehensible and foul exercise in American power, greed …
UPDATED: Mon., Aug. 12, 2019
Okay, let’s take an unconventional, unvarnished look at this Dan Le Batard-ESPN diplomatic divide that popped out of the Bristol jack-in-the-box bin when I was on vacation.*
UPDATED: Mon., Aug. 5, 2019
When I take a column vacation each summer – which often coincides with a reality vacation in Las Vegas – I am soothed by the extended break from the noxious …
UPDATED: Mon., June 17, 2019
Couch Slouch: We are in the midst of the World Series of Poker in Las Vegas, with the world championship $10,000 buy-in Main Event beginning July 3, and in its …
UPDATED: Mon., June 10, 2019
I’m going to say this one time and one time only: EVERYONE – I BEG OF YOU! – SHUT UP ABOUT LeBRON.
UPDATED: Mon., June 3, 2019
I could not stop watching James Holzhauer. I could not stop thinking about James Holzhauer. I could not stop dreaming of James Holzhauer.